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Stop, Look, and Listen. Driving is a serious experience, don’t drink, while driving. Focus your eyes on the road, and most of all, don’t say any driving jokes. Here are some driving jokes to ease your ride, to heaven that is.

1. A car speeding down the highway loses control, goes through a guard rail, rolls down a cliff, bounces off a tree, lands upside down and finally stops, wheels spinning in the air, smoke and steam pouring out from under the hood.

A passing motorist, who witnessed the entire accident, helps the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck. “Good Lord Mister, he gasps, are you drunk?”

“Of course!,” says the man, brushing the dirt from his suit. “What the hell do you think I am? A stunt driver or something?”

2. Theresa: Doctor, I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests is there anything you can give me.

Doctor: Just don’t try not to worry about it. You’ll pass eventually.

Theresa: But I’m the examiner.

Have you ever had a stalker? Facebook makes it easy for cyber stalking. Most people love Facebook and can leave messages for friends, family and blog just about anything. There may come a time you get stalked by someone on Facebook. Some people are lonely and will post something on your wall and become like a mosquito that just won’t leave you alone. You may not want to have them posting on your wall about their sex life. They post compromising photos on your wall. At this point you may go to facebook help deactivate account link. This will take your through the steps of cancelling your account. Erase all your info and your email address. You can go back in for two weeks and reactivate the account. Your account will be permanently deleted if you do not activate in two weeks. A few of my friends use their pets name to be on Facebook. Pete the Pug is one of my friends. Ms. Sophie Delong is another pet pug that has her own Facebook account. Only people that really know you well will be able to find you.